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I’m 1% Crying, 99% Debugging Programmer Graphic Tee

$24.12
Gildan Colors
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Printed to order · Ships in 2–5 business days of production.

A little alien, a lot of feelings. This tee features a wide-eyed, tentacled character beneath the message “I’m 1% Crying,” capturing that wonderfully specific mood of holding it together while barely holding it together. The clean graphic and relaxed classic fit make it an easy choice for introverts, sci-fi fans, anxious souls, and anyone who uses humor to survive the day. Wear it on low-energy errands, casual meetups, convention days, or whenever your emotional battery is flashing red. Printed with crisp detail on a durable cotton tee, it brings a quietly funny touch to everyday outfits.

Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for durable everyday wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean, attractive finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp DTG and DTF printing with cotton-rich fiber options and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat